Trivia Quiz!

OK Boys & Girls……Lets put on our thinking caps and go back to the year 2002.  Ready?

Question: Who was the FIRST person in charge of the Government’s 9/11 investigation?

BZZZTTT…..Times up!  Did you say “Henry Kissinger?”  Cause if you did, we have a winner!!!

Yes, that lovable German-Born “Dark Lord of the Sith” Henry Kissinger originally got the job to PROVE that those wascally tewwowists did 9/11.

Unfortunately, a bunch of narrow-minded cry-babies got upset with the idea that the good Doctor was in charge of the investigation!  How dare they question this honorable man.  Just take a look at his background:

Dr. Henry Strangelove Kissinger

Dr. Kissinger, wanted war criminal, winner of the Nobel peace prize, Nixon adviser, leader of project paperclip to help the Nazis escape from Germany,… This man was originally in charge of the 9-11 investigation. Even the ultra-right John Birch society thought the idea is ludicrous. He resigned on 2002-12-13


The man is a war criminal — wanted for questioning in Chile, Argentina and France (concerning French citizens who disappeared in Chile). He cannot travel to Britain, Brazil and many other countries because they cannot guarantee his immunity from legal proceedings.

on depopulation

“Depopulation should be the highest priority of foreign policy towards the third world, because the US economy will require large and increasing amounts of minerals from abroad, especially from less developed countries.”
~ Henry Kissinger, reported by Leuren Moret

on democracy:

“I don’t see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its people. The issues are much too important for the Chilean voters to be left to decide for themselves.”
~ Henry Kissinger

on the constitution:

“The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.”
~ Henry Kissinger

on American imperialism:

“The US must carry out some act somewhere in the world which shows its determination to continue to be a world power.”
~ Henry Kissinger

“Oil is much too important a commodity to be left in the hands of the Arabs.”
~ Henry Kissinger

Cited in Halliday and Sponneck 2001-11-29

on wagging the dog:

“I can think of no faster way to unite the American people behind George W. Bush than a terrorist attack on an American target overseas. And I believe George W. Bush will quickly unite the American people through his foreign policy.”
~ Henry Kissinger

“Today Americans would be outraged if U. N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order; tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told there was an outside threat from beyond, whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all people of the world will plead with world leaders to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well being granted to them by their world government.”
~ Henry Kissinger

“Military men are dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy.”
~ Henry Kissinger

“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”
~ Henry Kissinger

And these malicious slanders………

Here is Kissinger with his Glasses on:

Here is Kissinger (aka “Dark Lord of the Sith”) with his Glasses off:

Here is the news regarding the brilliant decision to appoint “unbiased” Kissinger to investigate 9/11:


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